Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

He got dat astronomer swag. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

It's kinda your fault, Sassy. That's the kind of thing you get for always being such a yetease. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

I guess that makes this particular Pokémon a sestuple agent? - Matty Malaprop