First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop
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Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop
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... because, you know, he lives underwater and stuff. Um. Yeah. #WHATISJOKESIDON'TEVEN - Matty Malaprop
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop
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It's a much better vacation spot than Finland if you suffer from Selachophobia. - Matty Malaprop
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Trufax: Cuidado is one of the dozen spanish words I know. Thanks, freshly-mopped floor warning signs, for making my bilingualism official! - Matty Malaprop
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