Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop
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You can try all you like to flatter your coworkers, but we all know you're just a big sym-phony. - Matty Malaprop
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They know the recipe for stopping evil, and accomplishing it is a piece of cake. - Matty Malaprop
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Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop
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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop
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Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
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Just make sure to keep him away from any Eucalyptus products you might sell. That's just bad EV right there. - Matty Malaprop
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