Potatebook: A Place for Spuds

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Potatebook: A Place for Spuds
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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

The Unfortunate Side Effect of Having Tater Tots

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The Unfortunate Side Effect of Having Tater Tots
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Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: A Vichyssoise Cycle

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SMP CLASSIC: A Vichyssoise Cycle
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Careful there, Christa. Always remember that when you gaze long into an a-bisque, the a-bisque also gazes into you. - Matty Malaprop Nietzsche