I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop
Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop
Careful there, Christa. Always remember that when you gaze long into an a-bisque, the a-bisque also gazes into you. - Matty Malaprop Nietzsche
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