Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop
Though judging by the craftsmanship, I suspect it might actually be nothing more than a lousy repost... - Matty Malaprop
Refused are f*cking express mail. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop
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