I'm King of the... Kitchen?

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I'm King of the... Kitchen?
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I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned

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I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

THIS IS PHOTOBOMB.

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THIS IS PHOTOBOMB.
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Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop