He's Also a Masterful Rhetorician

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He's Also a Masterful Rhetorician
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... though I suppose that explanation kinda kills the joke, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

SURR MURRNURR FURRRRNS!

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SURR MURRNURR FURRRRNS!
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Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop