It's a Terribly Unhealthy Habit

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carbonation,coca cola,coke,cola,double meaning,literalism,pop,snorting,soda
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I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

They Must Be On Sale

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8 bit,bit,bits,coca cola,cost,double meaning,eight,literalism,pop,resolution,soda
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Or wait actually no they're still a dollar a can... - Matty Malaprop

Honest Advertising FTW

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can,crush,crushed,literalism,orange,orange crush,pop,soda,soda pop
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Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

I'll Take Mine With Extra Butter, Please

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box,container,corn,peeking,pop,Popcorn,pup,puppy,similar sounding
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It's strange... this batch seems to be a little sweeter than usual... - Matty Malaprop