I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Or wait actually no they're still a dollar a can... - Matty Malaprop

Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

It's strange... this batch seems to be a little sweeter than usual... - Matty Malaprop