Thanks, Queensland Police!

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Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things

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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

FLUSH THA POLICE

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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

Police Record

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Roxanne, you don't have to pay for your tickets... oh wait, yes you do. - Matty Malaprop

TAKE THAT TRAFFIC LAWS!

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I Need Backup! ... Because I Hate Sleeping Alone

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He probably wouldn't even mind if his partner copped a feel at some point in the process. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

A Coupd of Very Punny Cops

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