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double meaning literalism police record the police - 6348974592
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Roxanne, you don't have to pay for your tickets... oh wait, yes you do. - Matty Malaprop

fish literalism officer police similar sounding syllable - 5986761728
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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

cover cover me double meaning police literalism - 7077574656
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He probably wouldn't even mind if his partner copped a feel at some point in the process. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop