He probably wouldn't even mind if his partner copped a feel at some point in the process. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

Roxanne, you don't have to pay for your tickets... oh wait, yes you do. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop