Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop
Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier?
A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.
... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop
Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop
Poor Poe was never the same after his fiancée Annabel Lee's final, fatal encounter with his friend Tinky Winky. - Matty Malaprop
Because I TOTALLY read Poe stories every night before bed. In fact, the sleep I got after a "Cask of Amontillado" was the best I've ever had! - Matty Malaprop
This fresh beat is brought to you by Edgar Allan Yo, who reminds you always to protect ya neck as well as your telltale heart. - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note:Obligatory Wu-Tang Video is foul-mouthed. Sorry.
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