POLAR BEAR

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

It's the Only Sum He Knows

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Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Roger Federer

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He's clever and a world-class athlete? Calling him a tennis probably an understatement then! - Matty Malaprop