I don't think that's the reaction his reading material was hoping to inspire... - Matty Malaprop

And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

Eggplant...yeah