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And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

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By Meqad (Via John and John)
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I don't think that's the reaction his reading material was hoping to inspire... - Matty Malaprop