It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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It's a Pirate's Likes for Me

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Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...

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So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Captain Jack Sparrow

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But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop