Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop
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