If This Doesn't Knock You Out, Nothing 'Quil

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I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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