pickup line

Via: Nathan Bulmer
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It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Poorly Drawn Lines
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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

Ford got it right.
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

By _C_A_T_
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop