I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop
(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)
Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop
Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop
... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop
You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop
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