Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks

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Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks
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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...

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It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hope She Doesn't Respond Negatively to That Line

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Let's Hope She Doesn't Respond Negatively to That Line
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Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop