It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...

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It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

A Bit Pomo for My Tastes, But Good Nonetheless

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A Bit Pomo for My Tastes, But Good Nonetheless
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It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon

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I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

Randy Moss

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Randy Moss
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I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop

(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)

GPOY My love Life

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GPOY My love Life
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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop