You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop
Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop
... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop
Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop
Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop
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