Shouldn't That Be Back in His Cabin?

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captain,jean-luc picard,literalism,log,picard,Star Trek,Twin Peaks
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Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to take my daily dose of Picard with some "Twin Peaks..." - Matty Malaprop

Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway

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earl grey,fifty shades of grey,patrick stewart,picard,Star Trek,tea
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?

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character,game,groan-inducing,kid icarus,name,picard,pit,pit stop,Rage Comics,video game
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I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

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