Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway

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Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?

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DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?
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I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Shouldn't That Be Back in His Cabin?

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Shouldn't That Be Back in His Cabin?
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Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to take my daily dose of Picard with some "Twin Peaks..." - Matty Malaprop