Stephen Hawking

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I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying

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You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

Explains Why People Gravitate Toward Their Products

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... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

What, You Think You're Above Physics?

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JUST LOL

Hipster Physicist is Both Mainstream and Obscure

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Schrodinger's Dog

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Maybe he is laying in a superposition.

The Piggs Boson

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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop