It's a Dicy Affair

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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop