The Manliest Meal on the Planet

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breakfast,coen brothers,film,food,grits,literalism,Movie,photoshop,quaker,true grit
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Some breakfasts only fill your stomach, but Quaker True Grits are a meal that really gets your body Coen in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Dicy Affair

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game,literalism,lolwut,nazi,photoshop,similar sounding,yahtzee
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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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baby,Kim Jong-Il,little,lolwut,photoshop,resemblance,TLL
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop