This Game is a Total Gas

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This Game is a Total Gas
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What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Dicy Affair

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It's a Dicy Affair
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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Next Step: Ctrl+X
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

I Would Watch the Fork Out of This Movie

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I Would Watch the Fork Out of This Movie
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I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop