I Would Watch the Fork Out of This Movie

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I Would Watch the Fork Out of This Movie
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I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Dicy Affair

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It's a Dicy Affair
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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop