Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.
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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

Not 'Hey Jude?'

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Not 'Hey Jude?'
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No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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Tard Approves
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Goldfish

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Goldfish
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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

She's a Fe-Male!

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She's a Fe-Male!
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Similar Sounds, Different Meanings

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Similar Sounds, Different Meanings
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Now THIS is the kind of chemistry I can get excited about! - Matty Malaprop

The Ol' Switcheroo

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The Ol' Switcheroo
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop