Never Give Into It!

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literalism,pear,peer,peer pressure,pressure,typo
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

If Your Friends Jumped...

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jump,dock,hypothetical,peer pressure,pier,peer,homophone,double meaning
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I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations

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boat,boats,cliché,homophone,peer,peer pressure,pier,pressure
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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dock,double entendre,grindr,Hall of Fame,homophone,innuendo,peer pressure,pier,typo
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

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