Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop
I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop
Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop
What a horrible thing to say, Pier 73! I oughta sink you for speaking such hurtful words! - Matty Malaprop
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