SMP CLASSIC: Fancy Fruit is Fancy

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SMP CLASSIC: Fancy Fruit is Fancy
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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Make Puns During Job Interviews

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This is Why You Shouldn't Make Puns During Job Interviews
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He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop