She Even Has a Chance to Double Crown As Miss Understanding!

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Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop

GPOY EVERY DAMN DAY OF MY LIFE

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THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

A Real Breadwinner

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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop