100 Percent Guaranteed to Work

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Ad,click,enlarge,excited,here,p33n,whatever works
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Finally an add that is fail-proof in its singular objective of tickling your fancy. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Comic Blasphemy

Touché, Random Soft-Newsy Blurb

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flaccid,innuendo,p33n,recounting,running joke,security,story,TSA
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And when I say "soft-newsy," I mean WHO WRITES FIRST-NAME ONLY BYLINES LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Baby, Are You a Cataclysm?

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apocalypse,impotence,lolwut,p33n,post apocalyptic,problem,stretch,suffix,weird
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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?
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