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get in boat or oar ultimatum else or else homophone
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

cat caterpillar homophones kitten literalism metamorphosis or pillar similar sounding syllables
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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop