I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

It's That Easy? Really?

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It's That Easy? Really?
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Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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Option Two is Only Available on Google+
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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop