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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

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By thecheeseclub_vp (Via: www.304biztips.com)
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One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.

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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Cats Are the Priority
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

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