Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop
So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop
Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop
Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop
ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop
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