Just Like I Need This Cliché

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Just Like I Need This Cliché
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect

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They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect
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Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

Posting This One Just For the Eleph-it!

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Posting This One Just For the Eleph-it!
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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

It Also Shot the Sheriff, But That's Another Story Entirely

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It Also Shot the Sheriff, But That's Another Story Entirely
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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

Putin on the Ritz

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Putin on the Ritz View Fullscreen
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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun

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So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop