Punmaster Mike_K says: "... the only tablet Motörhead needs is the Asus Spades!"
Coincidentally, the only Umlaut-bearing band I need is Motörhead, so I'm sold on this tablet just for that reason! - Matty Malaprop
First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop
I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop
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