He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Polite and in Plain Site

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They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop

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