And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop
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He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop
... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop
Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop
(D) He did say he'd bring transparency to government! / (R) I always could see right through that guy.
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