You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop
If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop
Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop
I'm so jaded about political humor these days, but I think this one really hits the Marx. - Matty Malaprop
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