... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, perhaps if he'd provided an object for comparison then maybe his statement would ring hollow, but as it stands it's really just a truism.
Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop
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