I Love the Smell of Gingerbread in the Morning

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I Love the Smell of Gingerbread in the Morning
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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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He is Truly the Nom of War
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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop