Cage-Free Eggs

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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

I Never Thought We'd See the Day...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nicolas cage,role,roll
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You're a fool, Cage! Those rolls were baked from the Declaration of Independence! - Matty Malaprop

Honest Words From Our National Treasure

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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

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