Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop

Working for a newspaper is kinda like "Fight Club." The first rule of newspaper design: NEVER USE IMPACT. The second rule of newspaper design: NEVER F*ING USE IMPACT. The third rule of newspaper design: Times New Roman or GTFO. Any questions? - Matty Malaprop

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

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