Puns. Lots of puns.

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famous,guns,lots,need,needs,neo,puns,quote,rhyming,the matrix
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Neo needs puns.

Just Like I Need This Cliché

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bread,cliché,dough,Hall of Fame,kneads,needs,old joke is old
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop