Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop
And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop
No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop
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