The End is Near

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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

INGLIP Understands

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

Now How Do I Get Justin My TimberPANTS???

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No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop

Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!

SMP CLASSIC: JaWherever You Are

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Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop