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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop
Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop
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