You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop

He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop

This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop

It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop

All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop