Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

I guess they're really going to have to rise to the occasion if they want to make this movie work. - Matty Malaprop

Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop