I haven't heard of Zinc, but I'm told they're very Earthy. - Matty Malaprop

Eat your heart out, Neil Young! You may be a rocker, but you ain't no rock! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop

Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop

Please to be our Valentine?