Do these jeans make my tail look big? - Matty Malaprop

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. RUPERT. Why do we even invite you over for Christmas anymore?? - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe just killed by the brute force of a mouse trap. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

They should have eclipsed the fame of their close cousins in Vainglorious Vermin, but alas... - Matty Malaprop

But seriously, where's the Grey Goose and the Camels? - Matty Malaprop