The Elder Scrolls LXXVIII

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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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creepy,double meaning,inside,literalism,microsoft,mouse
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

Rupert Always Has to Ruin it for the Rest of Us...

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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. RUPERT. Why do we even invite you over for Christmas anymore?? - Matty Malaprop

All You Need to Make it Through the Day

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But seriously, where's the Grey Goose and the Camels? - Matty Malaprop

The Cheese That Ate Itself

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double meaning,literalism,modest,modest mouse,mouse
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They should have eclipsed the fame of their close cousins in Vainglorious Vermin, but alas... - Matty Malaprop