I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating

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I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop

The Latest Mortal Kombat DLC Has So Many Layers!

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He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

PORTALITY!

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Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

They Look Pretty Finished Already...

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Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop

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