The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop
Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop
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