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deep cuts excuse foot in mouth funeral homophone morning mourning time - 5597033728
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

breakfast similar sounding morning champignon Champion Mushrooms - 6943988736
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop