Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

Favorite
creepy,double meaning,homophone,literalism,morning,morning wood,mourning,wood
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

All Yours, Buddy

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breakfast,similar sounding,morning,champignon,Champion,Mushrooms
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

Favorite
deep cuts,excuse,foot in mouth,funeral,homophone,morning,mourning,time
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop