Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop
It's really quite a site though, so much that you have to teeth it to believe it. - Matty Malaprop
Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop
Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop
I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop
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