Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop
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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop
Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop
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