Moor, Moor, More!

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billy idol,homophones,literalism,moor,more,rebel yell
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Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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doors,homophones,Lord of the Rings,misinterpretation,mordor,more,quote,similar sounding
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

A Monument to Our Country's Tooth Decay

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brush,juxtaposition,literalism,more,Mount Rushmore,shoop,similar sounding
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It's really quite a site though, so much that you have to teeth it to believe it. - Matty Malaprop

AKA Before and After

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double meaning,less,literalism,more,smore,suffix
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Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop

Not-So-Great Sword

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claymore,less,literalism,more,suffix,sword
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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop

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