Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop
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Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop
Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop
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