Money Laundering

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If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition

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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hear it For Good Charlotte References in 2012...

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Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop

HEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome