Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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How I Feel on Payday
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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Money Laundering
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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hear it For Good Charlotte References in 2012...

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Let's Hear it For Good Charlotte References in 2012...
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Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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Money Laundering
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If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop