Money Laundering

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If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop

Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition

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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop