If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop
A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop
Machine wash only. Do not over-soap. - Matty Malaprop
Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop
Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop
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