Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop
Machine wash only. Do not over-soap. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop
Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop
If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop
Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop
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